Alright guys, since I'm into that spsychic stuff, I finally decided to apply NLP into my game. It is very hard to aplly because one must concentrate so much on what one is doing while being completely receptive to external stimuli/environment.

By the way, I've devoured books on body language and NLP, but up until now I have been a "Keyboard NLPer" if you will.

"Knowledge without action is just information" <--so true

So since I can't walk and chew bubble gum at the same time, I decided to make this as simple as possible and cut back on the talking while I was performing my magic. And besides...talking only counts for 7% of what is actually communicated, right?

So I was at a friend's apartment, and it happened to be all girls. Except for one other guy who was friends with them but the girls kept saying he was dirty or something. So already, I'm the prize. I target the girl I have never seen before. She lives with my friend in this place.

I try not to acknowledge her most of the time, and soon she asks if I'd like anything to drink or anythign to eat. I tell her to make me a drink (Rule: Never refuse if a girl wants to do something for you. <--Some PuaGuru said that) While she is making a drink in the kitchen, I am standing near the kitchen counter watching the movie the other 5 or so girls are watching in the living room. That's when I decide to implement "pacing". I use my peripheral vision to monitor this girl's breathing...and once I get a lock on...I start "matching" her breathing by inhaling and exhaling when she does so. This goes on for a minute. It gets tiring. So I'm like, whatever.

We move into the living room, and I sit at the far end of the couch. 2 girls are already sitting there. The girl who made me the drink (we'll call her HB7) sits with my friend (HBF)at the other end of the room. We continue to watch the movie, joke around, nad have a great time. I ended up doing my Hank Hill expression and MArlon Brando expression durign this time, nto to impress, but just because I was kinda bored and I start doing voices when I'm bored. The girls were incredibly impressed wit hthe Hank Hill impression. One girl even got scared that I coudl do it so well. I didn't realize I had a talent for voices, haha. DHV.......?? Also, during this time I tried to match some of HB7's gestures. For example, if she brushed her hands through her hair, I'd do it at the same time while still looking at the t.v. At this point, I told myself NLP was becoming boring...

[Break: I'm at work right now and some guy just walked in and started talking to me. I'm trying to type and this guy is bothering me, telling me a story that he thinks is funny. I'm not good at sympathy laughs...Why is he talking to me? I need to improve my game to get out of THESE situations]

So the night started winding down, and some girls started leaving. The dirty guys leaves. There is a space on the couch next to me. HB7 goes somewhere else in the apartment, fixes a drink for me ( I didn't ask for it), and sits next to me. The rest of us are still joking around. HB7 is slouched on the couch, and for the sake of NLP I slowly start to slouch in the same position. Technically, if I was good at NKLP, I should be getting her to mirror my stuff by now...Anyway, I mirror her once again. I watch her breathing, her gestures, the whole shabang. Finally I decide to take lead and do something that'll make her unconsciously mirror ME. I move one of my hands onto my stomach.....AND SHE DOES THE SAME THING!!!! By this time I already forgot about her breathing but I look back and notice she is breathing along with me!!!! WTF??? At one point I have to take a deep breath, so i do, and she doesn't do it at exactly the same time, but moments later she also has to take a deep breath. WEIRDDDD.

I'm gettign excited, not because of HB&, but because this psychic stuff is actually working!

But after a while, it gets old...I dunno how to escalate from there...and I just vibe with everybody.

I fall asleep.

I wake up.

Movie is over. HBF and HB7 are talking alone because everybody has left. I pretend to be extremely tired and just veg there on the couch. HBF goes into another room. HB7 and I start talking, she teases me about being  a loser and falling asleep during the movie. I tease her about actually watching/liking the movie. I pretend to fall asleep again because she is "boring".

I actually do fall asleep. For a few minutes.

HBF is MIA. HB7 starts talking to me again. We hang out. We fluffed, I guess, because I can't really remember what we talked about. Then I introduced an NLP Visual-Auditory-Kino game in which I told her I could tell if she was thinking of a visual thing, audio thing, or a kinesthetic thing just by watchign her "signals" as I put it. Then I used ESP experiment. then we played "Which one is a lie?" game. Then we started talkign about meditation and she put on music that she mediates to and showed me what she does to meditate. [we we laying side by side by the point, looking eachother in the eyes...I mirrored her breathing...]

Then i told her to give me a massage.

And she said "Give you a massage?! No. Ask nicely."

Me: (silence and a smile)

Her:...

Me: You're lucky I'm even giving you the privelage to touch my sexy back.

Her: You're so full of yourself.

Me: What else would I be full of?

She kept syaing things about how I was conceited and an asshole. Which I probably am. And proud of it.

She gave me a massage. I told her "that's not the way to do it. Here..." and I put her on the couch and gave her one of my famous Dionysus' Deep Massage [I did not call it that]

Then after she was moaning for a while from euphoria I assume, she flipped herself over slowly and just looked into my eyes.

By the way, this girl has a gaze than can penetrate the best defenses. So much that it seemed to transform me into a beta male for a moment. Instead of keeping my mouth shut, I said "I'm going to turn off the lights now." And she gave that sort of look that said "Dumbass, why are you talking right now? Why are you trying to get validation? Just fucking do it."

I turned off the lights. Got back on the couch. And we started hooking up. And we were like animals.

Tell me your opinions! Did NLP help?