10 second K-close...then disaster
Dec. 13, 2007 12:40 AM - [ post comment ]
If this story started on the dance floor, I wouldn't post it because usually if I initiate dancing with a woman, I don't have to say a word to her but I will end up making out with her.
But anyway
I went to a party and had about 3 beers in me. I saw some friends I haven't seen in a while. They all happened to have read The Game but never apply it. Or so it looks.
My entrance is amazing and it makes me look like a fun guy. Not to mention DHV from a lot of people yelling out my name as I stroll through. I head over to my friends and notice they have a girl with them and immediately, jokingly, I say "Hey man, she has a C shape smile! " and the guys all start busting out laughing. I immediately go for the keg. Some of my friends come over. Including the girl. When she is close by, I immediately acknowledge her with eye contact and a smile for about 2 seconds, and confidently say: (what you are about to read will sound very cheesy, I did not realize how cheesy it was until afterwards)
Me: Your lips look delicious. Can I taste them?
Her:--
I didn't give her time to think, I just moved in after 1 second and started making out wit hher. She started to relax. I tossed my cup away. We made out for a couple minutes. I saw my friends on the side wit hthese faces that seemed to say "How the fuck...?" They weren't TOO surprised since they knew I was all into The Game and all. But they were surprised enough. So was I.
I slapped her ass and left her alone with her friends and finally moved into the house. It was dark. There were some shady guys in the room where everybody was dancing. So I chilled near the kitchen with some ppl.
Time goes by.
Some bomb ass music starts playing. I decide to get the girl and dance with her. I find that some other guy is trying to game her by fluffing or something. I'm so into body language that it disgusts me to see horrible body language. This guy had horrible body language. He was slouched and he was holding his cup up to his chest. And he was gesturing too much. All of this I analyzed in a split second as I walked over to them, ofcourse.
I grabbed her hand and took her to the dance floor. No questions asked.
Now, we were having a great time. Just dancing and making out. I quickly escalated by initiating my DIONYSIAN FINGER RITUAL!!!!!!! (or pelvic orgasm technique...) For some reason this always works. What you do is: Slide a finger down inbetween her navel, and her hip and start heading down towards the area where the crotch and the leg meets. Not too deep. Far enough to not intrude but still give a suggestion. It teases them, You can just mess around in that area for a bit. teasing them more by going deeper. A lot of you have probably figured this out, but it seems everywhere I go guys are amazed to learn this. At times, this technique will send some kinda of orgasm/energy through their body and it will force their body to tighten up and they'll want to hold onto you tighter.
ANYWAY, I'm doing all that, and then all of a sudden, one of the shady guys comes up behind her.
and starts grinding away. At first it was funny....kinda.
But then we realized he did not know when to stop.
So I pulled the girl onto the couch...but this guy LATCHED ON! It was starting to get creepy and real aggressive up in this joint...
So now it loks extremely shady that 2 black guys are double teaming this white girl in the most awkward position. Her friends (who liked me before) get scared and come rip her away and leave! The shady guy casually walks back to his perch...awaiting another victim. And boy do I mean victim...
I'm pissed because of this event that seemed to outframe me?? But I just chill with some other ppl in a different room. I'm about to leave when I see a bunch of the ppl that lived in the house storm through the house and haul ass upstairs. It came to our attention that the shady guy and his friend snuck upstairs into some girl's room while she was sleeping. They locked the door and God knows what happened. the tenants had to break the door down. The campus police were called and the shadies were accused of attempted rape, to my knowledge.
Dude...
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